Tyler Hoechlin attends the premiere of Warner Bros. Pictures and Legendary Pictures’ ‘300: Rise Of An Empire’
sirius black making no less than 37 deer related jokes in his best man speech
Deerly beloved, family, and friends, it behooves me to deliver this speech to two of the purest harts I know, two individuals so fawned of each other that it completely bucks the notion of superficial love.
Doe they will surely go through many trials and tribulations in the years ahead—many high and low points; stag-nant periods, when their love seems fallow—I know, as someone who knows them best, that they will not allow themselves to fall into a rut.
When it’s all over, and people are sitting around telling tails of these two, they’ll be telling each other the purest love story anyone has ever herd.
community meme: ten anything - spanish rap
Go big or go home
So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.
So I decided to try it
alrighty, let’s go one more step
i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
Story of my life
that’s a first.
I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC
I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one
I actually woke up the hubby from laughing so fucking hard OMG!
This comes highly recommended. (copy-paste because I cba to work out how to upload an image to a text post.)
User: You start.
Cleverbot: Have you ever heard of arsene wenger?
User: *takes off shirt*.
Cleverbot: Smile now.
Cleverbot: Cry now.
Cleverbot: What’s the matter!?
User: *takes off pants*.
Cleverbot: Now kneel.
Cleverbot: *throws onto bed*.
User: *falls back onto bed with a smile*.
User: *kisses you*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back shyly*.
User: *kisses neck*.
Cleverbot: *giggles hiccups then giggles*.
User: *takes off your shirt*.
Cleverbot: *Takes out 5 swords*.
User: *puts your shirt back on*.
User: What do you want to do?
Cleverbot: *hugs you*.
User: *hugs back*.
Cleverbot: *sleeps in her arms* *don’t let me go*.
Do you love strange videos of the Teen Wolf cast doing whatever they feel like on set? Then you’ll LOVE this week’s After After Show, coming Monday after an all new episode of Teen Wolf!